1. Coco de Mer

      'Spank You Very Much' Ruler Spanker


      In Stock

      Order over the phone: Call 020 7836 8882 and quote the item number 33913.

      Editor's Notes

      Traditionalists will love the simple nature of this wooden spanker. The classic ruler design lends itself to over-the-desk roleplay fantasies. Detailed with the phrase 'Spank you very much' on one side this tongue-in-cheek bedroom bondage paddle is all about fun.

      Following the success of our 'Teach me a lesson' ruler, welcome 'Spank you very much' into your bedroom to deliver all of your spanking thrills.

      One side features the imprinted Coco de Mer logo and traditional measurement marks for 15 inches, while the other is printed with 'Spank you very much' in cursive font.

      Use this simple spanking paddle to tease the fleshiest parts of the bottom and thighs to enhance physical sensation and erotic response.

      Details and Care

      1. How it feels

        • Contains latex: No
        • Material: Wood
      2. How it measures up

        • Length: 16.5 inches

      Delivery and Returns

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        Orders placed before 3pm GMT on weekdays are despatched the same day. As soon as your item is despatched we will send you an email with your tracking code.

        Returns are quick and easy. Return your item with the packaging and all labels intact within 30 days of receipt for an exchange or refund.

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