Bert's Bottom Blushers - April 21st 2011
A riotous spank-fuelled happening: An evening of surreal hilarity and beautiful women...
Self-harm has never been so spankingly scintillating at God Spank The Queen, an event hosted at our Flagship store in Covent Garden last Thursday 21st.
Fetish artist Bert Gilbert gathered together her company of Bottom Blushers and her wildly macabre and erotic handmade spanking instruments and held court in our stores window. The night was hosted by the infamous comedy duo, Robin and Partridge, featuring the equally infamous spanking post run by the beautiful handmaidens Santa Gasolina and Kink Inka's Marilyn Rose.
Unsuspecting passersby were tempted into receiving a good going over with the strangely humorous yet titillating replicas of human hands. Some excitable persons received their dues by opting for a double spank, with a run up!
House of Blueeyes designer was there and enjoyed his time at the gallows so much he insisted that both handmaidens give him repeated floggings and hogged the spanking post for a full 10 minutes... the cheek of it!
On the night, Bert showcased 2 designs: a life size spanker, 'The Bottom Blusher' and a hand bag sized design, 'The Little Slapper' for spankers on the go! Whether you opt for the cupped or splayed hand, tattooed or plain, you are in for a great spank, as the soft leather caresses your bottom leaving a perfect hand shaped mark. These hand shaped spanking devices, have been commissioned by Sam Roddick and recently also by the singer Marilyn Manson and are now available to purchase the store.