FAQs
Your FAQs are all answered here by The Mistress of Strict Instruction
Dear Mistress, my girlfriend brought home a strap-on and I’m scared, but very curious. In fact, the very thought of it brims me full of desire… V Excited, Liverpool
Dear V Excited, you’re in a quandary here aren’t you? Generally, the strap-on reaction varies dependent on whether you’re a guy or a girl. If you’re an open minded guy, the strap-on could initially be a huge no-no but you have to remember that the elusive g-spot is actually contained in your inner-rosebud so might well be worth a try if you’re up for a huge pleasure! Just make sure lashings of lube and gentle pressure are used until you’re fully comfortable, then it’s pegging playtime!
If you’re a girl then think of the strap-on as an extension of your lover, it will bring you oh so much closer to each other and provide unparalleled penetrative pleasure. You can also practice fellatio on each other which is highly erotic for both parties…
Dear Mistress, I want to shag multiple partners, constantly, is there something wrong with me? Promiscuous Girl
Nope. It’s called a very healthy sex life, just be safe and not sorry. The clinics are already overfilled with girls
who don’t protect themselves, so make their workload a whole lot lighter and use a rubber.
Mistress, please tell me. Is there a ‘right’ way to eat out my girlfriend? She always looks so bored when I go down on her, am I doing something wrong? A. Nonymous, London
Hello A. Nonymous. In truth, your girlfriend is rather ungracious to look bored when you're gifting her with such pleasure! However you can't jump straight in either, perhaps you're not touching her all over before going in for the kill. Cunnilingus is the gentle art of kissing, licking, stroking and building her desire. Improving and enhancing your cunny technique is quite simple really. Just love her pussy and eat her as if you were enjoying the most delicious meal. Enjoy her scent, her taste and her juices. Lick up and down from her clit to her vagina.
Drive her wild by flicking your tongue over her clit very briefly and then kissing or licking around the area. Listen to her moans and see what she responds to. Perhaps she is shy or is having trouble letting go. Make her feel as comfortable as you can and tell her how delicious she is. As long as you are passionate, enthusiastic and responsive to her body, I promise your technique will go from strength to strength and there'll be no more clock watching!
“Just love her pussy and eat her as if you were enjoying the most delicious meal."
I know it's a complete cliche but I really want to know how to give my boyfriend the best head he's ever had.... Where do I start?
Firstly, enjoy gifting your man with love. Lingering eye contact as you head below kissing, biting and nibbling are all great turn-ons. Teasing is one sure-fire way to get him begging for more as you stroke and kiss his thighs, balls and bum before taking him in your mouth. Licking, kissing, sucking and letting him suck on your finger as strongly as he would like you to suck on his head are a great gage for the pressure to apply with your mouth.
The best blow-jobs come from listening to your lover and the way he moans... if he's enjoying something, go with it! Also, drinking your lover is a most pleasurable sensation, or alternatively watch him shoot his load all over your body, the choice is yours...
Dear Mistress How do I put on a cock ring? It looks too small for my massive talent. Rather Large, Borehamwood
Well, Rather Large. The trick to using a cock ring is to apply lashings of lubricant to your talent and slip it on when your penis is soft or semi-erect. Slide the cock ring onto the base of your penis to constrict your blood flow. This stops ejaculation and prolongs orgasm.
Only use a cock ring for up to twenty minutes and when properly fitted it should only slightly increase the size of your erection. Take it off immediately if you feel any coldness, pain or swelling. Use more lubricant or ice if it becomes difficult to remove.
“The trick to using a cock ring is to apply lashings of lubricant to your talent."
Dear Mistress, I'm looking to do something a bit more adventurous than the usual seductress routine of stripping down to my thigh high boots and tassels, maybe something a little more submissive... any suggestions?
How about tying a Coco de Mer blindfold over your eyes and lying naked on the bed. Your lover will have to be assertive as they guide their hands over your body and you'll have no idea where it's going or how they're planning to take advantage...
Definitely one way of spicing it up!
Dear Mistress, I am very curious about using a butt-plug but I don’t have the first clue about the workings of my inner rosebud… How do I begin this little adventure? Verity Tight, Turnham Green
Well Ms. Tight, the way to start exploring your ‘inner rosebud’ is to use lashings and lashings of the finest Spill lubricant as your rosebud doesn’t naturally lubricate itself. Its always best to start small so either invest in a Julian Snelling butt plug, or the ceramic Rose and Bird print plug or a little silicone Tula plug and insert slowly after plenty of foreplay…
You’ll find having sex with a plug inside you makes your pussy tighter which will be a very pleasurable sensation for both you and your lover.
Oh Mistress, I’ve never used a vibrator before and the choice is overwhelming… I want something small that will tease my clit and provide me with stomach clenching orgasms… what do you suggest? A. Novice, Streatham
Start with a small vibrator such as Coco de Mer’s best-selling ‘Flutterfly.’ The name suggests the outcome as it flutters and flutters over your clit until big tidal waves of pleasure overcome you!
Beautiful, small and discreet it’s fully rechargeable so won’t leave you hanging when batteries let you down. Twelve different speeds guarantee to tease you until you climax, hard.
Dear Mistress, I don’t like being touched, it makes me feel uncomfortable. As you can imagine, this causes problems sexually… what can I do to ease my discomfort? H. Nails
Dear Mr Nails, it sounds to me like you need to let yourself go and be fully embraced by your lover in a big bear hug. This warm, non-sexual touch ought to arouse and evoke long lost memories of being touched when it provided a more pleasurable sensation for you.
Build up from hugs to massages and then perhaps edible oils as you get more adventurous… just try and let yourself go… to experience the pure pleasure that touch will offer you…
Dear Mistress, I can’t seem to find my love button. Can you help me? Tired of trying, Manchester
Dear Tired of trying, the great mystery of the clitoris eludes many. Even the most cunning connoisseurs sometimes cannot find their very own ‘love button.’ It takes a loving hand to delve into the folds and find your little pea sized pod of pleasure that has more nerve endings in it than you can shake a stick at.
When you find this little button, try stroking it, sometimes you need to touch over your knickers as some women find it a little too sensitive! Find your rhythm; discover the joy as you move yourself to ecstatic heights.
Dear Mistress, a colleague at work keeps touching my leg during meetings, what does this mean? Hot city worker, Canary Wharf
He’s obviously a subordinate of yours, looking for a pay increase. Either enjoy it or slap his hand publically and shout ‘Stop touching my leg, you pervert.’
Then get security to escort him out of the building!