• It's that time of year when the nights are drawing in and darkness looms across the land...

    What better time to explore your dark side and try out some bedroom tricks, you may just be in for a treat!

    Spooky, Sexy Halloween at Coco de Mer

    We invite you to email us with details of your bedroom TRICKS, for a chance to win a TREAT - 2 tickets to one of our exclusive Salons - an evening of erotic education an entertainment! (worth £168)

    Send your entry to pleasereply@coco-de-mer.co.uk with the subject 'Bedroom Trick'.

    Good Luck!

    The Box Dancers at Coco de MerCoco de Mer's collaboration with The Box for Vogue's 'Fashion's Night Out' last week was a huge success!

    Dancers from London's coolest club, The Box treated passers-by to a sizzling window performance at our Covent Garden store on Thursday night.

    If you missed it enjoy this sneak-peak of what takes place during Fashion's Night Out.

    Keep an ear out for further news, we are producing a customised Coco de Mer gift set which will be available exclusively at The Box and will be launching our unique Salons at The Box in October.

    Midori Bondage at Coco de MerCome for an afternoon of sensual art at the cutting edge, wrapped in ropes, flesh, beauty, danger and flowers. Midori, our favorite pleasure skills educator, will drench our Covent Garden window with her installation performance incorporating inspirations from the steamy art of Japanese rope bondage Shibari, with her signature site-specific flower work. This special afternoon features the notorious burlesque femme fetale, Dolly DAngerous.

    Tuesday 10th May, 2pm - 4pm

    23 Monmouth Street

    London

    WC2H 9DD

    Midori Bondage at Coco de Mer Midori Bondage at Coco de Mer Midori Bondage at Coco de Mer

    Image credit: Photos ©2010 FLO Kohl & ©2010 Hood Ben-Eshak October 2010, London, UK "Fall" Artist: Midori Model: Dangerous Dolly A performance gathering at Coco de Mer

    To mark this year's Cake and Cunnilingus Day we invited you all to whip up some naughty treats for our masturbake-off.

    Much love, effort and creativity went into the entries and made picking a winner a most challenging but tasty task! After much delectation and deliberation our judge Miss Cakehead selected these titillating cupcakes as the winner:

    Narrowly beaten to the post were the following erotic masterpieces...

    Thank you to all who entered, we hope you put this year to good use and start planning your kinky confections for next year!

    Coco de Mer Cake & Cunnilingus Day - Competition Winners Coco de Mer Cake & Cunnilingus Day - Competition Winners
    Coco de Mer Cake & Cunnilingus Day - Competition Winners Coco de Mer Cake & Cunnilingus Day - Competition Winners

    A riotous spank-fuelled happening: An evening of surreal hilarity and beautiful women...

    Self-harm has never been so spankingly scintillating at God Spank The Queen, an event hosted at our Flagship store in Covent Garden last Thursday 21st.

    Fetish artist Bert Gilbert gathered together her company of Bottom Blushers and her wildly macabre and erotic handmade spanking instruments and held court in our stores window. The night was hosted by the infamous comedy duo, Robin and Partridge, featuring the equally infamous spanking post run by the beautiful handmaidens Santa Gasolina and Kink Inka's Marilyn Rose.

    Unsuspecting passersby were tempted into receiving a good going over with the strangely humorous yet titillating replicas of human hands. Some excitable persons received their dues by opting for a double spank, with a run up!

    House of Blueeyes designer was there and enjoyed his time at the gallows so much he insisted that both handmaidens give him repeated floggings and hogged the spanking post for a full 10 minutes... the cheek of it!

    On the night, Bert showcased 2 designs: a life size spanker, 'The Bottom Blusher' and a hand bag sized design, 'The Little Slapper' for spankers on the go! Whether you opt for the cupped or splayed hand, tattooed or plain, you are in for a great spank, as the soft leather caresses your bottom leaving a perfect hand shaped mark. These hand shaped spanking devices, have been commissioned by Sam Roddick and recently also by the singer Marilyn Manson and are now available to purchase the store.

    Coco de Mer Bert's Bottom Blushers - April 21st 2011 Coco de Mer Bert's Bottom Blushers - April 21st 2011

    School for Scandal

    Coco de Mer
    by Coco de Mer on 15 March 2011

    Sam Roddick

    Journalist Lisa Harris came along to Sam's salon last week and wrote a frank, informative and entertaining article which we love!

    Here's a taster:

    "Sex is an expression, not an act

    As a speaker, Roddick is like good sex: honest, open, fun, unpredictable and sensitive. Seated on a plush red chair, Roddick is at once a Madame character, dispensing advice and spanking techniques Ill get to blowjobs later yet she simultaneously embodies the intellect and activist, reflecting on how sexuality has sculpted western society. Roddicks duality precipitates into her outfit, as she wears an oversized jumper in a relaxed, informal fashion, so that only her skin tight, tactile leggings give a hint of her sensuality beneath.

    Roddicks message is simple: sex is an expression, not an act. You are the tool of talent, Roddick enthuses as she encourages us to see the bedroom as a theatre for the true self, rather than an exercise in stereotypical role playing. Roddick is most emphatic when she makes the distinction between process and goal-orientated sex, as she believes that many of us suffer at the hands of our own expectations around orgasm. Rather than making physical contact about the end product, Roddick asks her Salon guests to enjoy the journey, and especially enjoy the senses of touch, taste and sound in themselves..."

    Read the full article on the Running in Heels site.

    Coco de Mer Valentines

    Dear delicious Coco de Mer community you are so sexy - so loving - so filthy - so kind.

    The Valentine's competition was such a surprise. I say this in full sincerity your declarations of love have entertained me all week. Some of them actually made me cry, laugh out loud, and wish I was in bed with you.

    I know that we had mentioned that there were going to be three winners, but what are rules if you can't be bent about them.

    So... because you are so brilliant and so many people sent in declarations of love we have found 9 winners, the categories are below...


    When our favourite Japanese Rope Bondage expert Midori offered to show off her talent in our window we could hardly believe it was true! Recognised as one of the worlds leading rope bondage masters, Midori and her beautiful assistant gave us a show that was unforgettable.

    Simply using rope and forest foliage she delivered a jaw dropping display that ended as a stunning piece of art. Monmouth Street stopped traffic and the store burst at the seams with enlightened punters!

    Midori is our resident salon teacher - check our salon page for details of upcoming salons.

    Japanese Rope Bondage with Midori at Coco de Mer Japanese Rope Bondage with Midori at Coco de Mer
    Japanese Rope Bondage with Midori at Coco de Mer Japanese Rope Bondage with Midori at Coco de Mer
    Japanese Rope Bondage with Midori at Coco de Mer Japanese Rope Bondage with Midori at Coco de Mer

    Image credit: Photos ©2010 FLO Kohl & ©2010 Hood Ben-Eshak October 2010, London, UK "Fall" Artist: Midori Model: Dangerous Dolly A performance gathering at Coco de Mer

    Ria Ulleiri Reading at Coco de MerBeing a classically trained actress Ria knows a thing or two about honing a silky smooth sensual voice, and what better pairing than to add a piece of erotic fiction into the mix.

    Our customers were treated to our first in a once-monthly reading from Tipping the Velvet, a lusty tale of two curious ladies inappropriately in lust and Fanny Hill, a bodice ripping naughty classic.

    Sitting still and listening to Ria's delectable tales took us away from the chaos of the city outside, and for a while we were lost in her stimulating sentences. Gentlemen please rise!

    Ria is our resident storyteller, and visits us every last Friday of the month from 5-6pm. 23 Monmouth St London 0207 836 8882.